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Silence had indeed been restored in the hall; but Gringoire had not noticed that, at the moment when the cardinal had given the order to continue with the play, the gallery was far from being full, and that after the arrival of the Flemish envoys there were other personages forming part of the cardinal’s train whose names and titles were still being thrown out in the midst of his dialogue by the intermittent brawling of the usher.
damn, that’s a long sentence.
”No,” I said flushing.
“I’ll go ahead”.fucking twilight
“In 1989, however, the noted southern theologian Hanson Edwin Rose dramatically revised this reading.”
House of Leaves.
What the actual fuck does that even mean considering I was born late 1990.
DEAR LORD I’M DYING!
-“Hang on,” Blurted Harry. “What about my punishment?”-
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban OH MY GOD.
“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear.
Oh…okay then.
lmfao omg house of leaves <3
I have already done this I don’t think anything will change
” ‘Any Treasures?’ “
pfffff lawl“Now, , time to get up if you please.” ~ Tom Brown’s Schooldays
Does this mean I’m going to be very over worked?
“Hell’s bells!” the machine roared as it plummeted fifteen storeys and smashed itself to bits on the ground below- The Restaurant at the End of The Universe
So does that mean that it’ll be explosive? XD
“And that kind of rationalization is hardly dead in our own era.”
“That’s funny. For a second there you reminded me of my brother Ben.”
That’s what I get for taking American Drama… Death of a Salesman. At least I’ll be with a someone… he’ll just remind me of my brother “Ben.”
(Source: loveclaire)
“The commissions of the Burgundy court were the prelude to the birth of Flemish ‘realism’.” -One Thousand years of...
“Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching at...
Guitterez passed out. well….
Highest Death Toll from a Tsunami. Damn you GWR2011.
“Cover the tracks and set her feet on new ground.”
Britain’s critical battle for survival began in the earnest just 18 days after the fall of france. the world at arms
show about selfish boasting.”
right get outt…...“His penis is never happier than when it’s sliding inside you as deeply...
“i don’t know what has come over you, Gandalf” he said. hahahahahahahaha
‘Not right now, we’re not,’ said Ralph, his voice tingled with regret. ‘Not right now.’ Sounds about right… hahaa
“We slog back to the train in silence.”
Find f’(x) at x = 2 if f(x) = ((x+4)(x-8)/(x=6)(x-6)) accurate.
“How now, brown cow?” (Not even joking, hahahah omg)
“It was all completely artificial” Life, the Universe and Everything. aww Douglas Adams has spoken..
“It is said that the climate here is very good for the health.”
In contrast, there may be major opportunities in expanding those low-cost service costs with high perceived customer...
Oh god Nuudle Animal Farm is so brilliant XD
“It never occurred to the Social Democrats to limit the movement they had thus captured to its original task.” Mein...
“If you don’t hold my hand a car will hit you and kill you” - Sounds about right
“I should head home actually,” I said. Ok yeah this seems fairly accurate
”Y john «Pocilga» Dano se deslizó lentamente de su asiento y cayó al suelo desmayado con un ruido sordo.” OKAY...
“How’d they even show up here?”
“you can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation” awk.
>_< i would have...first men,Khaleesi...Great Grass...
“‘Let’s get out,’ whispered Jordan, after...somehow wasteful inappropriate half-hour;...
“I was still puzzling over it when I heard the door gently close again and her footsteps coming up the stairs.” (The...
“it wasn’t her fault, they way he turned out. It was Valentine’s.” …. That’s from city of lost souls… I do not approve.....
“Do you really have any idea of the size of your faith?” Okay…
The taste of Heinz’s ketchup began at the tip of the tongue, where our receptors for sweet and salty first appear, moved...
“No.” Well fuck.
“And is not our modern history, my brothers,...brave malenky selves fighting these big...
“I like this; very zen; its…reassuringly incomprehensible and useless. We who are about to die thank you.” haha
Nearest book to me - My passport… There aren’t even 45 pages, so I guess that means my sex life for 2012 will be exactly...
minutes. Bahahaha...“In Paris was a very transitory and misplaced affection for a first...
“Haymitch has never mentioned his personal experience in the arena to me.”
“bring the awkward topic to a close. “Perhaps she does not believe in diamonds”’ Tears of the Giraffe by Alexander...